The Nobility Oath
I swear by the nature of all things noble to be noble in all my ways of mannerism and interaction with other nobles and, yes, the masses too--obviously. Furthermore, I vow to have the majesty of my nobleness presented to all troglodytes in the serene hope that the nobility in them, though buried under a colossal pile of ignoble inklings and intents, shall rise in splendid regality to meet my own.
So, I gotta ask, who are the Troglodytes? Republicans? Or just their leadership? My answer is (of course) that of course I will remain a gracious Southern gentleman, while I'm "bitch slapping" them into next week.
ReplyDeleteIs that sufficient, or does Lord Westover require more?