Campaign Slogan to Read: Make America a Monarchy…Again
The Vast Estate (Obviously) -
In a turn of political events that is certain to stun Nobles and rattle Trogs
all over the world, His Grace, Lord Westover, has officially announced his
candidacy for President of the United States.
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His Grace, Lord Westover, is accosted by media upon his
announcement to run for the American Presidency. (FNN Photo.) |
The nobleman is not certain of his place of birth -- as when an infant he was
kidnapped by a traveling carnival family -- thusly, having no official birth
certificate, Lord Westover is neither an American nor a citizen of any other nation.
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His Grace, Lord Westover. Obviously.
(FNN Photo) |
“This noble 'nowhere land' puts His Lordship in a unique position to claim the American
Constitution as a fraud on a technicality and become absolute monarch,” states
Lord Westover’s Man of Legal Matters.
When
asked which political party His Lordship would seek the nomination under, his
Man of Legal Matters smirked then said, “Really, now... Don’t you think the
Reigning House of Westover is enough?”
Asked
about his “party” platform Man of Legal Matters quipped, “A platform strong
enough to hold a very heavy gold and velvet throne…obviously.”
His
Grace plans to issue a series of royal edicts over the following months which
will clearly spell out who will bow and who will grovel before his presence.
Additionally, secondary noble houses will be clarified.
The one certainty known
at press time is that Manservant to His Grace will take the title of First Manservant…obviously.
