Yo, Your Lordliness – What’s up
with the mysterious Lady K, bro?! She’s been out of sight for way too long!!!
You keep reposting old pics of her. She been
incarcerated or what?! Or did you fire her or somethin’?
A Concerned WorshipHER of H.H. (Her
Hotness! Bro!) Lady K.
Dear Concerned WorshipHER – Her
Grace, The Mysterious Lady K, has indeed been “out of sight” for quite some
time and I know not where she is (obviously). That is to say, she could be
hiding out in Buckingham Palace, Versailles, the moon—your guess is as good as
mine.
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| The "last" known picture of The Mysterious Lady K taken whilst on the set of the reality show pilot for American Monarch |
Her
Ladyship’s acolytes are well aware of her delightful capriciousness and revel
in her lack of predictability. And, cruelly, some critics have gone so far as
to refer to Her Grace as “The Lindsey Lohan of Nobles.”
I,
for one, do not cast judgment upon any fellow Noble, even if they fall off the
Noble path repeatedly (this is not an indirect suggestion of Lady K’s life) and
leave the banner of Nobility twisting in the proverbial wind.
For
what ultimately matters is if one pulls herself out of the mire of Trog
iniquity and begins again to carry the standard of nobility aloft on her
journey through this oft perplexing and curious world dominated by so many
Troglodytes (again, this is not an indirect reference to Lady K).
So,
when in her own time, Her Ladyship returns to The Vast Estate, she shall be welcomed
with opened Faberge eggs! Until that time, carry on mysterious and Noble Lady K--carry
on!
LW
