My
Dearest Lord , I write to you with great distress. It seems that a
rather brutish gaggle of “Hollywood” Trogs has stolen the very unique and
original concept for a realty show a Noble companion and I have labored to
create for several years.
Our reality
show (which shall go unnamed*) was to bring to the unwashed and pitiful masses of America the concepts of what being
Noble is—an ideal to be sought after and (hopefully) achieved.
Instead,
a horrific bastardization has appeared from some of the very “entertainment”
industry executives with whom we attempted to reach! This heinous, demented and
illegitimate (in my humble opinion) “show” is puerilely entitled: King of the Nerds. (I know, such a ghastly title—can you believe
such impertinent pretense?)
What
is the proper response to these disdainful liars and thieves?
With
All Sincerity, A Concerned Lady
Dear Concerned Lady –
There is immense wisdom in the old adage “He that is slow to wrath certainly
is not a lying and thieving Hollywood executive Trog…” Or something like that.
Anyway,
in other words, you should do exactly nothing.
You
see, dear Concerned Lady, the Trog thinks he gains something by stealing and believes
he deceives whilst lying. But, in Noble reality, he is actually losing everything
and deceiving nobody (but other Trogs, obviously).
The
Trog builds his entire life on lies and thievery. Why all one needs to do is
look at the state of the current American political, financial, and legal
system (let alone the “entertainment” industry) for an example of what, in the
end, Trogs end up creating.
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| Their Graces relax during the filming of American Monarch** (Much security was needed to keep Trogs off the set, obviously) |
Aw,
yes, but Trogs do so adore discord rather than concord, dissonance over harmony
(my word, just listen to much of their “popular” music) vengeance over
forgiveness, envy over gratitude and selfishness over selflessness.
And yet these
very Trogs then have the audacity to complain about the continuous torments in their
little worlds of chaos that they themselves have created with their very
thoughts, words, actions and habits!
So.
Predicable.
If
you were to pursue these sadly misguided Trogs, they would only deny and lie
their way out of any acknowledgement that they have done anything wrong.
Because
that’s what Trogs do.
No,
the better course is the Noble Lessons of Forgiveness
and Moving On.
Remember
this, dear Concerned Lady, your brilliant Noble mind is an endless well of clever
ideas and sound convictions. Though opportunity may knock rarely at the stone-hard
door of a Trog’s intellect, it is a regular solicitor at the intellectual door
of the enlightened Noble.
Obviously.
*Any misconstrued notion that this “unnamed”
reality show is related to Their Graces groundbreaking reality show (really
more art than show) American
Monarch should be put directly out of thought, obviously.
** Again, any misconstrued notion that
this “unnamed” reality show is related to Their Graces groundbreaking reality
show (really more art than show) American
Monarch should be put directly out of thought, obviously.
