The Vast Estate -- His Grace, Lord Westover, has been informed by "officials" at Buckingham Palace that his wildly popular Nobility Oath, which has already been taken by countless Trogs since His Lordship introduced it over thirteen years ago, will not be read aloud by King Charles III during his coronation in Westminster Abbey.
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| The last time King Charles, then Prince of Wales, Attended an event with Lord Westover and the upstaging was embarrassingly obvious. (Courtesy Photo) |
"His Grace realizes that members of the Royal Family are often intimidated by him. To pretend he has been sent an invitation, never to arrive, is one thing," said Manservant to His Grace, spokesman for The Vast Estate, "But to miss the chance to bring The Noble Word to countless swarms of Trogs is simply unconscionable. So, yes, His Lordship is needless to say mortified by King Charles' missed opportunity to, well, simply change the world for the better. Shame on him...obviously."
However (and apparently) Lord Westover isn't too miffed at His Majesty as he is hosting, along with his BFF, Thomas Earl of Fulton, a grand and elegant coronation tea party in honor of King Charles and Queen Camilla at The Vast Estate for all the town's people to enjoy.
So perhaps a few Trogs might take the Nobility Oath on the happy day of King Charles' coronation after all!
God Save the King, obviously.
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