Prince Charles bursts into tears upon hearing he was passed over for 2012 Noble persons award. |
Lord Westover is a performance art character. As Guardian of the Civilized World he administers the Nobility Oath to all receptive individuals in the hope (a lot of hope) that they will bring out their inner nobility for all the world to see and admire. #JustBeNoble
Monday, December 31, 2012
The highly anticipated 2012 Noble Act of the Year!...
Full Noble News: The highly anticipated 2012 Noble Act of the Year!...: 2012 Ignoble Act or Igie handed out as well - Posted by The Earl of Fulton whilst on his sojourn in Constantinople [Istanbul] And the winner is... (not Prince Charles)
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Thursday, October 11, 2012
If You Could See What I See, Trog
A Poem (obviously) By His Grace, Lord Westover
If you could see what I see in
you, trog, you would be astounded…
A
Universe of Noble possibilities…
A
new way of seeing…
A
new way of being!
Nay,
the thought of it must have you confounded!
But
your say: Me, a simpleton trog, filled with a Noble being?
If you could see what I see in you,
trog, you would stop “hatin’ on me.”
Indeed
you would cease and desist
Your
revenge motivated life of seeming bliss
Each
day bringing you nearer the fatal abyss
But
You say: I have defined myself by
depravity!
Lord Westover (obviously) |
Yes,
you have… (obviously)
What cost!
What travesty!
What Strife!
Blissful Depravity!?
If you could see what I see in you,
trog, you would at once stop your wicked ways!
For
what good are they! Each day more dirt from your life of variance
Day
by Day
Building
a tomb about your Noble self (and a dirt one at that)
Change
you would if you could see your noble presence!
And
be Gay!
Thursday, May 31, 2012
Diamond Jubilees Are A Girl’s Best Friend--A Royal Tribute!
Queen Elizabeth, obviously |
Queen Elizabeth II Celebrates 60 Years on the Throne!
On this Glorious occasion of 60 years on the British Throne,
Their Graces wish to express sincere gratitude for Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth’s,
continued reminder that duty to country, above all else, should be paramount in
all wishing to have a functioning and civilized culture—obviously.
“Queen Elizabeth truly embodies being a noble person in both
action and in deed—indeed,” Lord Westover and the Mysterious Lady K said in a
statement issued from the Vast Estate. “Even if Her Majesty did, yet again,
forget to invite us to yet again another fabulous occasion* we believe with all
our heart that we have always been “there” in our noble spirits. God Save the
Queen!”
A young Queen Elizabeth |
*Their Grace’s statement was referring to the controversy surrounding
their attendance at Prince Charles' wedding to Princess Diana and the now infamous
portrait on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. Because so many asked for “that
picture with the lord and lady” subsequent versions have “removed” any trace of
Their Graces' presence.
Tuesday, March 13, 2012
His Lordship is Amused!
His Lordship's response to the story of his audition for a comedy show |
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