Lord Westover
Lord Westover is a performance art character. As Guardian of the Civilized World he administers the Nobility Oath to all receptive individuals in the hope (a lot of hope) that they will bring out their inner nobility for all the world to see and admire. #JustBeNoble
Thursday, March 28, 2024
Happy 80th Birthday Year to Smokey Bear -- The Most Noble of Bears!
Wednesday, May 10, 2023
King Charles Coronation Tea Hosted by Lord Westover! Obviously.
Thursday, May 4, 2023
Lord Westover "mortified" that King Charles will not administer Nobility Oath during the Coronation
The Vast Estate -- His Grace, Lord Westover, has been informed by "officials" at Buckingham Palace that his wildly popular Nobility Oath, which has already been taken by countless Trogs since His Lordship introduced it over thirteen years ago, will not be read aloud by King Charles III during his coronation in Westminster Abbey.
The last time King Charles, then Prince of Wales, Attended an event with Lord Westover and the upstaging was embarrassingly obvious. (Courtesy Photo) |
"His Grace realizes that members of the Royal Family are often intimidated by him. To pretend he has been sent an invitation, never to arrive, is one thing," said Manservant to His Grace, spokesman for The Vast Estate, "But to miss the chance to bring The Noble Word to countless swarms of Trogs is simply unconscionable. So, yes, His Lordship is needless to say mortified by King Charles' missed opportunity to, well, simply change the world for the better. Shame on him...obviously."
However (and apparently) Lord Westover isn't too miffed at His Majesty as he is hosting, along with his BFF, Thomas Earl of Fulton, a grand and elegant coronation tea party in honor of King Charles and Queen Camilla at The Vast Estate for all the town's people to enjoy.
So perhaps a few Trogs might take the Nobility Oath on the happy day of King Charles' coronation after all!
God Save the King, obviously.
Wednesday, October 5, 2022
Trogs and the Royal Family
A trog meeting King Charles III (then Prince of Wales). |
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
A Billion Impressions!? -- Go, Trog. Go!
Monday, August 8, 2022
Thursday, December 30, 2021
The Westover-Fulton Post -- Just Be Noble: God’s Love in icons both large and small
Friday, April 9, 2021
A Prince Among Princes
Heaven has gained a Noble Prince and we, here below, have lost a man of such impeccable character that it is truly hard to believe he will no longer be among us--living through his life the example of Duty to Country above all else.
A loving husband and devoted father, Prince Philip, had he not been the husband of Queen Elizabeth II, would have been, under any life circumstance, a rock to those around him.
His Royal Highness as the The Prince Consort, however, was blessed with the platforms of platforms to shine as an example to all of us as to what being a good and decent man means. He will be sorely missed.
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
Queen of The World
Tuesday, July 14, 2020
Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Nobility for All Trogs!
His Grace, Lord Westover. Obviously. |
Lord Westover's Best Selling "Royal"
instruction manual. |
Members of Lord Westover's court sharing the Nobility Oath with as many "Trogs" as possible. (From left to right the Earl of Fulton, the Mysterious Lady K and Lord Westover). |
Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Lord Westover Wishing Smokey Bear a Splendid Happy 75th Birthday!
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Friday, April 26, 2019
Is a "Stunning" Abstract Portrait of Lord Westover to be Unveiled at the Louvre?
No, the famed Paris museum and its da Vinci will not be moved, however, new rumors are suggesting that Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth, plans to replace the official portrait of King George III in Buckingham Palace with the portrait of His Grace in caulk gleefully referred to has the "O, Lordie" by art aficionados.
His Lordship (and even manservant for that matter) could not be reached for comment...obviously.
The "O, Lordie" by courtier Lady Mary Horning |
Monday, April 1, 2019
NEWS FLASH!!! Lord Westover Announces Run for the American Presidency
His Grace, Lord Westover, is accosted by media upon his announcement to run for the American Presidency. (FNN Photo.) |
His Grace, Lord Westover. Obviously. (FNN Photo) |
Tuesday, February 5, 2019
NEWS FLASH!!!! LORD WESTOVER UPDATES NOBILITY OATH - TO BE TITLED NOBILITY OATH 2.0
Increasingly out of public view, Lord Westover spends much of his time wondering the grounds of The Vast Estates. (Photo Credit: an inquisitive Trog) |
No further comment fell from His Lordship's lips.
Nobility Oath 2.0
I swear to stop behaving like a selfish jackass and start behaving like a Noble person. That means I will do good things like not be mean or cruel to others. I will not litter. I will not get drunk and pass out at friends' estates. I will not scream at other drivers even if I think they are stupid. I will stop gossiping behind people's backs even though it really makes me feel superior. I will weed and mow my lawn even though it is easy to pretend I leave it to go to seed out of environmental concerns. And, most importantly, I will stop pretending climate change is not induced by humans...including me. I do these things because despite the fact that I look like, act like and feel like a troglodyte I know in my heart that I am, as well as all others, a Noble human being deserving of respect despite all the evidence to the contrary.