Monday, December 31, 2012

The highly anticipated 2012 Noble Act of the Year!...

Full Noble News: The highly anticipated 2012 Noble Act of the Year!...: 2012 Ignoble Act or Igie handed out as well - Posted by The Earl of Fulton whilst on his sojourn in  Constantinople [Istanbul]   And the winner is... (not Prince Charles)

Prince Charles bursts into tears upon hearing he was
passed over for 2012 Noble persons award.





Thursday, October 11, 2012

If You Could See What I See, Trog


A Poem (obviously) By His Grace, Lord Westover

If you could see what I see in you, trog, you would be astounded…
A Universe of Noble possibilities…
A new way of seeing…
A new way of being!
Nay, the thought of it must have you confounded!

But your say: Me, a simpleton trog, filled with a Noble being?

If you could see what I see in you, trog, you would stop “hatin’ on me.”
Indeed you would cease and desist
Your revenge motivated life of seeming bliss
Each day bringing you nearer the fatal abyss
But You say: I have defined myself by depravity!

Lord Westover (obviously)

Yes, you have… (obviously) 
What cost! 
What travesty! 
What Strife! 
Blissful Depravity!?

If you could see what I see in you, trog, you would at once stop your wicked ways!
For what good are they! Each day more dirt from your life of variance
Day by Day
Building a tomb about your Noble self (and a dirt one at that)

Change you would if you could see your noble presence!
And be Gay!

For, if you could see what I see in you…Today

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Diamond Jubilees Are A Girl’s Best Friend--A Royal Tribute!

Queen Elizabeth, obviously 

Queen Elizabeth II Celebrates 60 Years on the Throne!

On this Glorious occasion of 60 years on the British Throne, Their Graces wish to express sincere gratitude for Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth’s, continued reminder that duty to country, above all else, should be paramount in all wishing to have a functioning and civilized culture—obviously.

“Queen Elizabeth truly embodies being a noble person in both action and in deed—indeed,” Lord Westover and the Mysterious Lady K said in a statement issued from the Vast Estate. “Even if Her Majesty did, yet again, forget to invite us to yet again another fabulous occasion* we believe with all our heart that we have always been “there” in our noble spirits. God Save the Queen!”

A young Queen Elizabeth 

*Their Grace’s statement was referring to the controversy surrounding their attendance at Prince Charles' wedding to Princess Diana and the now infamous portrait on the balcony of Buckingham Palace. Because so many asked for “that picture with the lord and lady” subsequent versions have “removed” any trace of Their Graces' presence. 

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

His Lordship is Amused!

His Lordship's response to the story of his audition for a comedy show
The Vast Estate (obviously) March 12, 2012 – Royal watchers were shocked (and absolutely horrified) by the news that His Grace, Lord Westover, attended and actually auditioned for a spot in an obscure comedy contest called “Funniest Feds” 
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